Roster
| Infielders | POS | BT | OBT | Hand | Traits |
| Allison Tex | 3B | 34 | 39 | R | P+ C- |
| Carolina | 2B | 33 | 40 | R | R- |
| Dexter Grif | 1B | 25 | 31 | R | C+ S- |
| David Washington | SS | 29 | 31 | L | R+ |
| Butch Flowers | 29 | 35 | S | ||
| Blarg Jr | 22 | 27 | R | D+ S- |
| Outfielders | POS | BT | OBT | Hand | Traits |
| Michael J Caboose | DH | 33 | 38 | L | P- C- |
| Lavernius Tucker | LF | 22 | 27 | R | C+ R+ |
| Leonard Church | CF | 29 | 34 | L | |
| North Dakota | RF | 30 | 35 | R | D+ |
| Charles Palomo | 24 | 26 | R | S- |
| Catchers | POS | BT | OBT | Hand | Traits |
| Lopez the Heavy | 27 | 33 | R | P+ S- | |
| Sarge | C | 23 | 25 | R | P+ R- |
| Pitchers | Pitch Die | Hand | Traits |
| Vanessa Kimball | d12 | R | |
| York | d8 | R | QP+ GB+ |
| Franklin Donut | d4 | L | ST+ FB- |
| Doc Dufresne | d0 | L | R+ CN- |
| Antoine Bitters | d0 | R | CN+ R- |
| Dick Simmons | d0 | R | K+ CN- |
| Kaikaina Grif | d0 | L | QP+ CN- |
| John Andersmith | d0 | R | |
| Katie Jensen | -d4 | L | FB- |
Stadium: Blood Gulch
Huge Outfield: Extremely large outfield enforces a power penalty for all batters
Hard Infield: Baserunning is easier, but infield fielding is more difficult
Tall Pitcher's Mound: The height of the pitcher's mound gives the pitcher a slight advantage
